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You know how Thanos was looking for the infinity stones? Well, this is sort of like that, except imagine the stones are an insanely fire hash made by an ancient race of wookies that has the power to alter minds and worlds alike! A blend of Tire Fire #4 x Purple Wookies, this strain is sure to be somewhat sedative and extremely mellow– great for binge-watching a certain ‘space battle’ series! Expect funky and earthy flavors followed by a slightly creamy aftertaste.

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An ode to Sanpellegrino, this blend of Clementine x Bellini gives off heavy citrus-in-champagne flavors, followed by a light & bright high great for daytime use. Sativa lovers rejoice – this one's for you, but is also a wonderful choice for indica-lovers looking to get a more motivating and potentially uplifting stone, without experiencing much/any paranoia.

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We like to imagine – what if Cinderella was a bad bitch from Missouri? She would definitely be girl-boss material, just like all of the terp queens slinging the HeadChange around the state, and you just know she has some badass purple slippers stowed away somewhere! A remix of one of our older crosses, this strain is a blend of Grand Daddy Purple x Cinderella ‘99, and provides nice, sedative effects with a slight euphoric uptick and an earthy, sour scent. This magic usually only lasts until the clock strikes midnight, at which point the spell takes over and whisks you to dreamland.

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Would CandyMan appear if you mispronounced part of his name? We hope not, but just in case, we spelled it this way for you – now you can’t say we had anything to do with it… Anyway, this strain is a blend of Rollos x Zkittles, and provides notes of chocolate and candy accompanied by a flowery exhale. Effects are mellow & relaxed, but still provide a lot of euphoria that allows you to at least get THROUGH the entire movie.

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